I was trying to come up with a version of "A Few of My Favorite Things" the flight attendant version, unfortunately these things kept coming up. Like bile.
This is an ode to things I ABHOR....
These are the things of which I abhor,
The wet dog smell in the AM and the ugly decor, The captain's driving skills making me sore, Mouths gaping open and people who snore, Not flushing or closing the bathroom door, Shaking your ice when you want a cup more, Shoving and poking and prodding galore, Newspaper, peanuts and crap all over the floor, Googley-eyed business men hoping to score,
Now I ask you, what are the things that YOU abhor?